Dating Outlook

Calling all ego-maniacs: If a woman with absolutely no self-esteem, worth or integrity is what you’re after, I would recommend trying the following recipe of ingredients the next time you’re pursuing a lass or are out on a date.

Trying to impress this girl isn’t nearly as important as maintaining the image you’re trying to portray, so be sure to talk yourself up…to her, the waitress, anyone within earshot, really.

Be competitive with anything and everything and when she reveals her lack of skills in bocce ball be sure to tell her not to talk to you.

When she brings up something about a friend you’ve never met, ask her if this friend is cute. This will make her heart soar.

Underestimate her intelligence and call her naïve. Ignore her in front of your friends. Make her wait for you. By the phone, for a date or for you at Guitar Center while you play two hours of Hendrix solos.

Talk about the numbers you got last night, the looks of other women in her presence, and go ahead, check them out, gawk or ogle them for goodness sakes. Who can blame you? You’re just being honest. You’re a man full of testosterone…what does she expect?

Don’t worry. No confident women will tolerate this behavior for long so they’ll be weeded out immediately. Sit back, relax and wait for her spinelessness to be eating out of the palm of your hand.